17
Apr
Yall Got A Lot Of Nerve
I have a confession to make: I moved to the Twin Cities in 2014. Mea culpa.
No, just kidding. My
8 min read
Elena
god's special hater
25
Mar
What survives the ice
It's spring, sort of, which of course is the only way a Midwestern spring ever comes. Also Midwestern
3 min read
20
Mar
How long?
I went on a walk for recreation 17 days ago. Well, mostly for recreation. I still had my whistle and
2 min read
06
Feb
Key Case Studies
One of my favorite macabre facts used to be about scurvy symptoms, namely, that sufficiently advanced scurvy causes the reopening
5 min read
02
Feb
Scoreboard, Y'all
Forgive me for discussing internet drama. Unfortunately this specific drama has a close relationship with real life.
Lately people have
11 min read
31
Jan
If I think about the Epstein files I will not survive this
When discussing the occupation of Minnesota, trite observations abound. Scandinavians are uniquely inclined to collective action; oh yah sure you
3 min read
25
Jan
The Freakin' Weekend
A ghost walked with me today. She put her small hand in mine and led me: down the hall, up
4 min read
24
Jan
Whatever You Do To The Least Of These
As I write this my brain is rattling in my skull, my heart is empty, and my soul is alive
6 min read
18
Jan
Kayfabe, God, and the Democrats
I have been very annoying online this weekend.
When I see people pounding their chests about how Philly, New York,
6 min read
16
Jan
Be Jubilant My Feet
When I was 7, my friend's older sister died. She was hit by a car while playing outside.
5 min read