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Yall Got A Lot Of Nerve

I have a confession to make: I moved to the Twin Cities in 2014. Mea culpa. No, just kidding. My real confession is that despite being a Twin Cities resident since 2014, and a Minneapolis resident and homeowner since 2018, I haven't always been Minnesota's biggest

What survives the ice

It's spring, sort of, which of course is the only way a Midwestern spring ever comes. Also Midwestern is how it felt like spring before the blizzard, in that it was too warm and smelled weird and everything was brown and I couldn't stop thinking about

How long?

I went on a walk for recreation 17 days ago. Well, mostly for recreation. I still had my whistle and I walked north instead of south, where the businesses Trump put on Truth Social and called frauds are; but I had no plans, no time limit, I wasn't

Key Case Studies

One of my favorite macabre facts used to be about scurvy symptoms, namely, that sufficiently advanced scurvy causes the reopening of wounds, as Vitamin C is required for the collagen from which your body creates scar tissue. Unfortunately, I don't know many cis straight people, and everyone else

Scoreboard, Y'all

Forgive me for discussing internet drama. Unfortunately this specific drama has a close relationship with real life. Lately people have been very mad at Will Stancil, a man social media seems to think every person in Minneapolis (social media does not know there are other cities in Minnesota) has an

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